Thursday, June 4, 2015

‘Little Israel’ in the happiest place on Earth?

Don't get your hopes up folks, this is just a joke, but how good would it be if this news were true from the House of Mouse?

I don't know about you, but if Disney World in Orlando, Fla., carved out some land to represent the Jewish state, I would make aliyah to "Little Israel" tomorrow.

Here's an excerpt of an article written by Rube Silverhill and posted today by The Israeli Daily:

The Happiest Place On Earth just got a little happier, as Disney announced the opening of Little Israel at Epcot Center this past weekend. The multinational corporation has carved out some land to represent the Jewish State, providing authentic cultural experiences all staffed by out-of-your-league chicks rocking casually slung assault rifles.

As Epcot is known for showcasing technological innovations from around the world, Little Israel features the Iron Dome Missile Defense system. Sirens playing “It’s A Small World After All” air every 15 minutes, luring tourists into bomb shelter-themed gift shops. Meanwhile, colorful fireworks displays are sent up to destroy candy-filled projectiles sent from Little Gaza (which can’t be made any smaller and thus will be its actual size). ‘Cast members’ in the Little Tel Aviv section appear unaffected by the sirens, and continue going about their day relaxing on the beach and eating at outdoor cafes.

To read the article in its entirety,  click here.

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